Photo Limericks Volume 1







This city is adorned with stained glass
Now I wish to take a class
To make something pretty
To remind me of this city
This city is adorned with stained glass





In a small alley there is a gold couch
But be careful not to say ouch
Because during dusk and during dawn
It is heated - so warm!
In a small alley there is a gold couch 





There are lots of fun mushrooms to find
Some make you crazy, die or go blind!
There's a bright blue one only found here
That I certainly hope to come near
There are lots of fun mushrooms to find





There once was a boy named Selah
A determined and soccer-crazed fella
Give him a ball
And he'll try lead them all
There once was a boy named Selah

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